Don't Boo and Drive

[CadyG]

Lance, after seeing the amazing array of avatars you've come up with over the past year, I'm beginning to think you're capable of anything. (When are you gonna come up with a new avatar...?)

[CadyG]

Roy wrote: Not since I had a "falling out" with the Almighty. You can read about me in Milton's Paradise Lost.

Wow! Was that you in the picture of the 9th Circle of Heck?!

[Roy]

Roy wrote: Not since I had a "falling out" with the Almighty. You can read about me in Milton's Paradise Lost.

Wow! Was that you in the picture of the 9th Circle of Heck?!

WOW! I didn't think anyone would recognize me!

[CadyG]

I had to really look carefully through that haze of burning brimstone! But when I saw the guy with the pitchfork made of bamboo, I knew it was you.

[Roy]

I had to really look carefully through that haze of burning brimstone! But when I saw the guy with the pitchfork made of bamboo, I knew it was you.

We were having a popping good time as the bamboo internode chambers were popping from the heat of the fire.

Yea sinners and non-believers need to pay heed. It could be your innards popping from the heat! Heavy man, heavy; even for Off-Topic Discussions.

[Iowaboo]

Lance, after seeing the amazing array of avatars you've come up with over the past year, I'm beginning to think you're capable of anything. (When are you gonna come up with a new avatar...?)

Maybe when I have a boo complete with tan leaves. Then I can use different color markers to color them. What a fascinating sight. Everyone will be amazed. Especially, the ebay crowd.

[CadyG]

Lance, after seeing the amazing array of avatars you've come up with over the past year, I'm beginning to think you're capable of anything. (When are you gonna come up with a new avatar...?)

Maybe when I have a boo complete with tan leaves. Then I can use different color markers to color them. What a fascinating sight. Everyone will be amazed. Especially, the ebay crowd.

Or the Lucky Bamboo crowd over on GarbledWeb. ("What do you mean, your lucky bamboo only comes in green? You must be feeding it the wrong fertilizers."

Roy, I forgot about those popping internodes. That truly would be a horrible fate for evil souls... Yikes.

[Eastlandia]

your lucky bamboo only comes in green?

I know they make fake lucky bamboo, but someone should start making the fake lucky bamboo different colors...then it would be like benie-babies all over again.

Well, kinda, only this time it would be fake fake fake fake x (100) bamboo.

"When I get home, should I take my bamboo plant out of the water and rocks in the vase and plant it in soil? Or does it like the rocky environment? Wait...why is the plant glued to the vase??"

haha, people are silly

-eastlandia

[Iowaboo]

I went to the island today and the ice collapsed from under me. I might put the soggy shoe on ebay. Whadda thinK?

[Jeff: Igor's Apprentice]

Does your soggy shoe do the soft shoe? It doesn't take a gum shoe to realize that a show shoe would be a real shoe in on ebay.

[CadyG]

Shoe! Shoe! Go away, with your silly shoe jokes! Shoe, now!

[Iowaboo]

Have you two been sniffing shoes again?

[CadyG]

Shoe 'nuff.

[Jeff: Igor's Apprentice]

Ack SHOE!.................... Sorry, toe jam....